Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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