Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Sober January is a disaster.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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