And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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