farters have to be the big spoon...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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