I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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