How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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