i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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