I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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