Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
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