At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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