i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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