It's a beautiful day for a hangover
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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