You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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