erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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