real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
the raccoons are back...
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