i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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