well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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