Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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