She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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