the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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