it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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