my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
of course. lets lasso hookers.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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