i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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