I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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