Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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