A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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