yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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