I love black thongs
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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