He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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