Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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if only i could text you this smell
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
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Remember the time you cried about coconuts
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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