Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
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