Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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