i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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