I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Randomize