that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Randomize
