Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I think I am morally bankrupt
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Vodka?
Forever.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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