Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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