Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
All the doctor said was why
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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