That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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