she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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