"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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