my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
