absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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