Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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