According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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