just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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