i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
