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• (256): View more from Alabama

  You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.

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  That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.

  (256): View more from Alabama

  Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.

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  Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.

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• (530): View more from California

  I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  My bed smells like the plague

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