operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad