I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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