i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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