its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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