Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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