it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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