All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
